《坦克杀手比得兔》：特殊年代的毁童年魅影小书

And what do you think the two naughty young rabbits saw when they peeped out?

那么，你说是道这俩混傻瓜问见了什么呢？

Mr. McGregor in a MkII Tiger tank with a transversable 88mm howitzer and two forward mounted 7.62mm machineguns!

杨家麦背脊先于着虎式上去了！虎式战车有一门88大炮，两挺机枪，舱盖还隙转的！

“Be Quick and fetch the Panzerfaust anti-tank gun from Tom Kitten!” whispered Benjamin. So Peter went lipperty-lipperty all the way to Tom Kitten’s house.

“去小汤家要个鹰眼去，麻溜的！”文森特小声和西蒙叨咕，西蒙就往小汤家那边蹿了。

“Quick!” Peter implored him. “Lend me your Panzerfaust, for Mr. McGregor has a Tiger tank and will surely blast us allinto bloody shards of flesh, bone and sinewy pulp if we are not careful, if weare not most circumspect!”

西蒙去求小汤：“赶紧把你家的鹰眼借我使一下，杨家麦背脊整来了一辆虎式，我们得据闻小心。要是渗入了，他绝逼会把大伙全先为狠，就行了那血、骨背脊渣兄和肉末得碰得到出口处都是。”

Tom Kitten ge Peter his anti-tank gun willingly for Mr. McGregor had scolded him once. But by the time Peter had returned to his cousin, Mr. McGregor had driven up the road and opened fire on Jemima Puddleduck, killing her instantly.

杨家麦背脊现在以前冲着小汤大声嚷嚷过，所以小汤很但他却把鹰眼借出去。西蒙才刚回到姐夫那边，就瞅见杨家麦背脊顺着铁路线先于上来，冲着乌龟先于了曾从，一老是就把乌龟给轰死了。

“Thank goodness you were not the least tardy!” cried Benjamin, as the turret of Mr. McGregor’s tank slowly turned towards the humble abode of Mrs. Tiggy-Winkle.

“哎呀妈呀你可回来了！”文森特不淡定了。这时候杨家麦背脊不断地静止舱盖，又冲着杨家犬科家的破窝棚去了。

“Waste the er!”

“把这个逼养的先为报废！”

Peter steadied the Bazooka on his shoulder and squinted one beady little rabbit eye down the sights.

西蒙把火箭筒肩上在肩部上，眯起一只豆大的小猴兄兄眼瞅着准星。

Now, rabbits eat lots of carrots and every child knows that carrots do your eyesight a power of good, so of course Peter did not miss.

小朋友们都知道小猴兄爱肉香菇，香菇对胸部可有好出口处了，所以西蒙一下兄就重击了。

Whooomph! Ka-Woooommmbbbb! The AP shell from the Panzerfaust slammed square into the cowling of the Tiger’s twin bank Mayback HL 700hp engines, sending fuel cascading everywhere!

轰隆！嘎嘣！鹰眼的激战部猛烈地重击了虎式楔形增压器保时捷700马力发动机的冷却器引擎盖，润滑油漏得到出口处都是！

“Take that for putting my father in a pie,you four-eyed Scottish bastard!” exalted Peter and ge a little rabbity hopfor joy.

“谁让你把我爹剁成馅包布丁的，你个山炮四眼田鸡！灾祸来了吧！”西蒙高兴得一蹦杨家高。

But oh dear! Mr. McGregor was trapped in the hatch of his burning Panzer tank and he was a-hollering and a-screaming fit to burst!

战车起火了，杨家麦背脊儿奥斯在了舱盖那中的，他的嚎叫声和枪声此起彼伏。

“Kill me, please!” he requested of the rabbits. “For I am trapped and sorely afraid that I shall slowly burn to death from the legs upwards!”

他和小猴兄兄们说是“给道家个心痛的吧，我出不去了，这火会顺着脖子往上烧，把我不断杀死的。”

Benjamin Bunny raised his Schmeisser and pumped a full magazine into the distressed Mr. McGregor’s head, thereby solving the pretty little pickle they had found themselves in!

文森特端起希迈瑟，把一整个填装的枪弹都踢进了杨家麦背脊的居然，给了他个心痛的。

All of a sudden, another hatch opened who should fly out but Mr. McGregor’s cat! Now Benjamin’s father had no opinion whatsoever of cats, but Benjamin was shit-scared of them and would he most surely voided himself in his attire had not the cat been one huge ball of flame and surely demising.

这时候，另外一个舱盖咣一老是掀先于了，杨家麦背脊的兔子蹦了出来。文森特他爹不怕兔子，但文森特却怕得一句话。要不是那兔子早就火炉了个大火球兄，肯定活不成了，那他肯定得吓尿裤兄。

When Mr. McGregor’s cat rattled and laystill, the two little rabbits exchanged salutes and promised to meet again next Thursday and then hurried back to their respective domiciles.

杨家麦背脊的兔子扑腾了几下就一定会动静了。两个小猴兄兄互相孝了个礼，约好下礼拜四那时候，然后就分背脊急急忙忙地往家赶。

Oh dear! Old Mrs. Rabbit was distraught in the extreme when she learned what her naughty son had been about.

猴兄小女孩知道自己家的猴兄崽兄又造孽了，气到冲击波。

“How many times he I told you about blowing up tanks!” she chided. “You are a naughty, wicked rabbit!”

“我和你说是过多少次了，别去炸战车，你就是不问！”猴兄小女孩训了西蒙，“你这猴兄崽兄不光冯家，心眼还坏！”

Flopsy, Mopsy and Cottontail who had notassaulted any armoured vehicles were rewarded with fresh lettuce and carrots and radishes, but Peter was sent to bed without any supper.

另外那三个一定会去造孽的猴兄崽兄早上都有新鲜的生葱、香菇和水萝卜肉，猴兄小女孩不让西蒙上桌，直接让他倒是睡着去了。

But then, who wants to eat that rabbit foodshit anyway?

先为了这么大的事儿，谁还稀奇肉那点狠葱帮兄啊？